"I might be kidding, but then again..."

Confession time -- yes, I've been a little sparse around here. But there are reasons.

Work has been more than a little busy ('twas crazy vocationally at this time last year also). This has left me with less time than usual.

The basement is crawling along (d'oh) and I'm late doing the family income taxes (dough). Also, the grass in the back yard is almost as tall as my three year-old son and a family of birds has built a house in my eavestrough (dodos).

But not all is lost. I have had a little time to develop a hobby. I was thinking of taking up skydiving until I realized that the pavement ain't all it's cracked up to be unless it's hit by an object screaming southward at over 200 miles per hour. So I decided to try something safer -- I've been selling atheism door to door in a Jehovah's Witness neighbourhood.

Not because I'm unreligious (which I pretty much am), but because my poor, overused doorbell made me.

Vengeance is mine, sayeth myself.